Update. Damn, I miss you guys.

I can't focus on much because my man, Slater, has his own tv show this fall. Yes, I'm OBSESSED with watching "My Own Worst Enemy" on NBC. Do you realize he has sex scenes on EVERY episode?? Yes - I'm fucking jealous. Yes - he should be sweating on me rather than the stupid actress bitches. Yes - I love to see his alter personality (Edward) pressing female flesh brazenly against walls... FUCKING *SIGH. But what's a girl to do? I love ya, H... but seriously - - you better hope he never knocks on our door ;) *twitch twitch twitch... drool drool drool...


So, I've gone back to college. I started in August at CU Denver and I'm working forward to the degree I've always wanted in the fine arts. It's going to take a lot of work since I'm an accountant full-time and can only take a few classes at a time, but I'm determined to do it. When I grow up, I hope to be a museum curator - - so wish me luck. It's about 7 years down the road... I think. Since I need a Master's degree and all. Ugh. Also, I've posted new artwork on my deviantArt link if you're interested. I hope to add the projects I've been doing in class soon. There's a couple I'm quite proud of :) Lastly, I was recently commissioned for a side art job and made a quick $100. No, it didn't involve prostitution or bondage. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed for that one though. Let me know if you know of any openings.


I'm flying home to Michigan in December to spend some holiday time with the fam. Yay. I love my family and I can't wait to tip back a few with my grandma, but I LOATHE the state of Michigan. IF anyone is in West Branch in December, look me up. I'll be bored out of my skull. And cold.


Halloween is tomorrow. YAY FUCKING YAY!!!! Oh, how I love Halloween. I will be a witchy-kinda-goth-ish chick for the working hours at the office. Unfortunately, I'll probably be the only one dressed up, cuz I work with a bunch of schmecky losers. Of course, this will be my "normal wear". My accountant garb is REALLY my costume. ;) Anyway, we're (H and I) are going to a party tomorrow night... as Frankenstein and The Bride Of. I so do love the classic monsters :o) And if Emma is floating about, I hope she got her invite. I'd love to bump into her near the keg. *sigh. (miss you, Miss.)



Ummmm, what else has been going on?? OH!!! I have an appointment on Dec 5th to get my back tattooed!!! It'll start at the front of my left shoulder and end at the front of my right hip. The pic I've included here is quite close to what I'm getting. You should let me know what you think. I can't wait :) I've been thinking about this one pretty hard for a couple years now and I'm finally ready to make it happen.


I'm kinda fried from work and shit... so I can't think too clearly so I better cut it short tonight. If there's anything else you're wondering about, please ask. I've really missed you guys. And I hope you still check in on me from time to time. I know I suck, but my love for you has never wavered :o)

ER is getting ready to come on so I better fly... I'll try to be out here more often. Don't lose faith in me just yet.

xoxoxo
*and lots of bites and nibbles...


(Oh... and a sexy Asian girl... just 'cuz.)

Perfection.

"Dark Knight" was amazing.



A.MAZ.ING!!!

One of the best movies I have seen in ages.

And damnit, Heath, for dying on us... *sob

If you haven't seen the movie... you must go. Regardless of Heath's stellar performance, the flipping of the semi is fucking AWESOME!!!!

meh.

I’m over it. Really, I am.

I continue to get messages begging me to post in here (H, you’re not helping! *SPANK!!) and I’d love to... but truth be told - - I haven’t felt the need to say or post anything lately. Life is happening left and right and everything that’s going on seems so mediocre and uninteresting – or too chaotic and annoying – or too blissful and happy-assed. This cocky, rubber-clad, submissive, sex-addicted, flirtatious, loony-toon bitch is just kinda, ummm... ordinary these days. And stressed. And spent. And annoyed. But happy at the same time. It really does a number on the Blogger juices and motivation, if you know what I mean. At the end of the day I just want to open a beer, vegg out with my man, and shut down.

On the shiny side of the coin, my sex life is great and I’m madly in love. Happiness and bliss have consumed me which is fantastic!!! But my Blogger activity is suffering because of this. This was my “out” when my world was falling apart. I don’t crave the podium to vent like I did before now that life is pretty fucking good :) Additionally, I came on here a lot when I was stalking Helskel - - and well, as you all SHOULD know by now, I have been living with the man every single day for the past year so the allure isn’t here for me like it used to be. I also enjoyed stalking Miss Emma... but her personal issues and health have kept her from being the Blogger Beacon she once was.

I still occasionally jump onto Scumbag’s page from time to time to comment there... but that’s all I’ve really been doing these days. But he’s like family... like a beloved inbred cousin with webbed feet that gets too drunk at family reunions, but he'll be there for you in a heartbeat if you need someone shot or doused in gasoline (*love you Scummy). Then there are some of you that I’ve stalked and “friended” on MySpace (the only place I spend any time anymore)... but otherwise, I’m pretty absent from Blogger. And I’m sorry for that.

On the dull side of the coin, I’m dealing with an idiot lawyer and a delayed divorce... my best friend doesn’t talk to me anymore... every time I try to get into Blogger from work I get this message: “The Websense category ‘Social Networking and Personal Sites’ is filtered” so I can’t spend ANY time here from work... when I get into Blogger from home, Helskel feels neglected so I try not to get on that often (even though he can be on it ALL day from his job!! *grrrrrr *wink)... I miss my sisters and they have so much shit going on in their world right now and there’s nothing I can do to help them from the other side of the country... I miss my dogs more than most people I know... I have health issues that cause me pain every single day that fluctuates from a dull throbbing to complete agony... I suck at making friends and none of the girls I know in Denver ever want to do anything with me... my job is irritating me... gas and food prices are irritating me... my coworkers are irritating me... the presidential nominees are irritating me... my car hates me and is constantly having issues... I’m squeezing art classes into my already chaotic week and I'm feeling intimidated and lackluster with my artistic abilities... I have a kazillion things to go through / sort / mail to the husband / file / etc / etc / etc but I never find the time to do any of it... I’m trying to plan a trip home to Michigan for Christmas and instead of being excited, my mother already sounds like I’m inconveniencing her with my plans even though its been at least 4 years since I’ve seen her... I fail miserably at sticking to a workout / healthy food routine... I hate that Helskel is so understanding and supportive of me through this whole divorce process when I know that the fact that I’m still married is bothersome to him... I hate that I worry every day that I may disappoint him and make him regret taking me into his life... I hate that even though I’m the happiest I’ve been in my entire life – that I still struggle so much on the darker days... I hate that there are days I wish I could lay in bed and wait for the gray clouds to pass, but I drag myself out of bed – put on a happy face – and try to make something productive of my day... days like that just piss me off.

So there you have it. With the ebb and flow of everything, I just find it very difficult to get motivated to come out here anymore. When I do, it’s some gay-ass survey or a post with pretty pictures that requires no thought or concentration. Nothing I’ve posted in the past few months is remotely enthralling to me anymore. I feel like I do nothing but waste your time with meaningless schmeg and boredom spread on a cracker. And Lord knows I never find the time to visit your pages... and that's kindof the whole point to having a blog. Right?? I’m sure this is probably just a phase... or maybe I’m just being a stupid girl having a major spoke in her menstrual cycle... or maybe I’m having a mid-life crisis... or maybe, just maybe - - I’m happy for the very first time. :)

Whatever it is... I hope I haven’t disappointed you too much. I don’t think I could bear disappointing one more person. I really don’t.

*bites and kisses... always,

V.

Wednesday Weirdness pt III

This week for Wednesday Weirdness we will be doing a "Finish The Sentence" type of deal. You fill in the blanks with anything you like. No need to limit yourself to one word responses. Say the first thing that comes to mind or anything you want.

1.) I get angriest at work when a co-worker spends all her time smoking and working on her personal sex-toy company on company time rather than helping me out when I'm buried. Sometimes, that makes me just want to set her desk on fire with her in it. Instead, I tend to brush it off, cuz I'm a sucker... I guess. At least management has a clue and gave me a much larger raise than her this year.

2.) (Hypothetical scenario.) I was walking through the supermarket one day and saw a can of peas. I realized that instead of eating it, a better use for it would be to place one under my mattress to finally prove that I AM a princess!! Damnit!!

3.) Three things that relax me more than anything are music, sex and art.

4.) My favorite two things to do with my hands are molest my boyfriend and pet my kitty (assume what you will with this one). My two least favorite things to do with my hands are scrub the bathroom and touch something velvet {{shudder}}.

5.) I always dreamed about owning an original painting by Jim Dine or beach-front property in Fiji but never have had the money to pay for either of them.

6.) If I were starving and needed to buy something to eat, I would sell my wedding rings, my wedding dress and my Madonna & Depeche Mode cassettes from the 80's at a Pawn Shop to get cash to buy food.


To play along, go visit Macabre Girl

Happy Wednesday, Fuckos!!
xoxo

She's music to my ears...

My lovely Stealth tagged me and since she's magically delicious I have decided to humor her fine ass ;) Of course, I'm not following all of the rules of her post... I'm only making the CD for her - - and I'm only giving it to her in person ;) So there!!


Anyway, according to her post - I'm supposed to list 19 songs I like the most and burn them to a CD... make 5 copies and distribute them to those I tag. So basically in my version, I'm making one CD for Stealth but sharing the list with all of you ;) (Of course, she probably has most of these already - since our taste in music is pretty similar)


Here's my listage... But probably not in the order on the CD I'll be making:

1) UNTITLED - The Cure
2) LOVE SOMEBODY - Rick Springfield (*YES!!!!)
3) IT HURT SO BAD - Susan Tedeschi
4) SHE TALKS TO ANGELS - Black Crowes
5) SULLEN GIRL - Fiona Apple
6) DIVINE THING - Soup Dragons
7) PRETTY PIECE OF FLESH - One Inch Punch
8) MISTAKEN - Save Ferris
9) FEEL TO BELIEVE - Beth Orton
10) STORY OF MY LIFE - Social Distortion
11) STRAWBERRY WINE - Deanna Carter
12) PUNK ROCK GIRL - Dead Milkmen
13) SWEET LORRAINE - Patty Griffin
14) FALLING - Gravity Kills
15) HOUSE OF PAIN - Faster Pussycat
16) BABY'S GOT SAUCE - G.Love And Special Sauce
17) #1 CRUSH - Garbage
18) DON'T CHANGE - INXS
19) STAND BY MY WOMAN - Lenny Kravitz


*Lemme tell ya, it was really hard to pick only 19 songs... plus I'm in a mellow mood (which my choice in music is greatly affected by my moods) so I worry that too many of these are sad and boo-hooey... but I hope you like.

xoxox

One year later - - -

It's been one year today since I left Indiana and moved to Colorado. My life has never been the same and every day I am thankful for the strength I had to follow my heart. It was the hardest decision I've ever made - but I don't regret a moment of it.

Thank you, Helskel, for your patience, understanding, and for sharing your life with me. You are the best gift I have ever received and I will always be grateful that I found you through the masses of everything in this world that is painful and insignificant.

You are the love of my life =)

Wednesday Weirdness...

Through my lovely girl, Amorous Rocker, I've stumbled upon a new meme for Wednesdays. I missed the first one - so I'll do them both today =)

(Click HERE to participate!!)


Wednesday Weirdness #2

1) You get to go back in time to any year/era you want to go to. Present day You has to adapt to the lifestyle of whatever era you chose and live back in that time for one year. What era are you going back to and why?

That's easy... the Roaring Twenties. I'd be one of John Dillinger's whores in a heartbeat. The whole 20's mobster look just makes the backs of my knees sweat.


2) What is your opinion on the butterfly effect theory?

Honestly, I don't think I've ever formed an opinion on this yet... I would need to research it more before I could put in my two cents. I don't see it as completely unrealistic, however. (I did really enjoy the movie with Ashton though... pretty groovy flick)

3) Do you hand wash your dishes or use a dishwasher?

Depends on the dishes... there are certain items that I insist on hand-washing, but overall I prefer to let the machine do all the work ;)

4) If you had to give up sex or the internet and could never do the one you gave up ever again; which would you give up?

The internet. Definitely. Hell, you see I never post on here that much anymore - - that's because my sex life is really good these days ;)


Wednesday Weirdness #1

1) Some people can pull leftovers out of the refrigerator and chow down without warming them up. Others can't. What are some foods that you serve warm but can eat once they're cold?

Cheese pizza and leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. I love to put a little salt on some turkey and gnaw it right off the plate from the fridge. It's one of the things about Thanksgiving I look forward to... that, and Lions football =)

2) Have you ever incorporated food into sex before? Explain.

Yep - peanut butter with a blowjob. (I'm sure you don't need more explanation than that) But that's it... so far. Unless ice cubes count?? Oh, and there was that one time with vanilla ice cream and a certain girl's pretty pink nipples. mmmmmmm... I'm not THAT into food and sex - - but it makes things interesting once in a while =)

3) What is one snack you eat that other people may consider odd?

I've been known to eat pickles and peanut butter - but that hasn't happened in a while. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE the orange marshmallowy Circus Peanuts. I can eat those until I'm sick. Oh, and speaking of peanuts - I eat the salty peanuts - - shell and all. It's the way I was raised and didn't know it was "odd" until I was probably in my mid-twenties when one of my friends about fell over when she saw me eat a peanut whole. They're just better that way!! :)

I've been tagged!! =)

Lovely Searabbit has tagged me (sorry it took me so long to notice!!!!)

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I kinda like being groped into a waking state in the wee hours of the middle of the night. I love being sound asleep one moment and then waking completely in a frenzy and wet with my partner already starting to penetrate me. *sigh. It's one of those things you always secretly wish for at slumber parties ;)

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Really?? That's my choices? Gah. Marvin Gaye, I guess - if I have to choose. Only because I hate Sade's voice and that would totally turn me off. I'd prefer some harder, more violent music like this:


3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Of myself, or in general? As far as myself... photos only. I have no desire to see myself moving on film. In regard to other people, I have an addiction to porn more so than photos so I'd definitely go with videos. I find much pleasure in the sites RedTube and YouPorn. Yippee :)

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
Neither?? I'm a huge fan of ER... but I don't care for Clooney. Don't care for House at all. How 'bout Dr. Ray Barnett, instead?? *oooof!!





















5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrator. Definitely. I love the buzzing vibration and it usually takes me less than a minute to get off that way. Not too shabby ;) Especially if it's metal and cold. Oh yes....

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Doesn't matter to me. I like both options and watching my partner get off does wonders for me. I also like being blinded so I can't see anything... so yeah, I'm well-rounded when it comes to lighting.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I'm one of those girls that hates the "C" word. Dunno why, I just do. (You're shocked by that, I know!!)


8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
All of the above, please.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I'd have to say plane... since I have a fear of elevators. I can't breathe in an elevator when I'm NOT doing anything so I can only imagine what condition I'd be in if I was fucking while in an elevator. No thanks.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?

EWWWW!!! NEITHER!!!! NO WAY IN HELL!!! EWWWWWW!!!

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Cock. It just seems more.... uhhmmmmm... raw and fleshy. mmmmm....

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
OOOhhhhhhh!!!! Jenna. For sure. She's beautiful. And skilled. Hehe.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Ropes. Or chains. Haven't done tape yet - but I wouldn't kick you outta my bed for showing up with tape instead ;) Bondage is bondage. You really can't knock it!! =D I just prefer the feel of the ropes on my skin and the markings they leave behind.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
I'm such a fantastic giver. ;) But I do like being handled like a bowling ball or six-pack from time to time.


5. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Such odd questions... I'm a great dancer, so I guess I'd opt for the stripping choice... unless the celeb list includes Christian Slater, Johnny Depp or Mike Ness. Then I may need to re-think this choice.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
B/G/G, please. And soon. I'm not interested in a sword fight any time soon, or ever, but I'm craving some girl lovin' with my man pretty badly these days. It's been a while since I had some female skin between my teeth.... RAWR!

17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?
I suppose flavored... the idea of tingling doesn't excite me at all. My bits tingle just fine on their own, thank you.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Both works just fine for me.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
I wouldn't mind performing ;)

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
OOoooh... the cross would be lovely... or the bed... or spreader bars.... or the hood of a car.... or random furniture... or a tractor... or a telephone pole.... or a motorcycle.... or a kitchen table... or random pipes... or a darkroom table.... or a washing machine.... or a banister on a staircase.... or a tombstone.... or a porch swing.... or..................... (I think you get the idea...)


I'm supposed to tag three now so here goes... (if it pisses you off, just spank me. No, really) If you've already done this one just let me know where it is on your blog xoxoxox

Stealth
Amorous
Vixen


*bites and nibbles

One Red Paperclip

Have you guys heard about the red paper clip story yet? Here, watch this video:



Anyway, there's a group of people in the Denver area attempting to do something similar and I stumbled upon their website while cruising through Craigslist when I was bored out of my mind this afternoon and thought I would help them get the ball rolling! One of the ladies has a dream of owning her own art studio, so how could I not help her out?!?!?! Hell, that's a dream of mine too :) As you'll see on her page, she is currently contemplating accepting my offer for a trade right now of this absolutely stunning caterpillar for her uber-awesome PBR button!!

So why didn't I ever think of doing something like this?? If any of you have any interest in getting a group together like these guys did to do something like this, we should seriously consider it. Just a random thought I figured I'd throw out there :)

Here's a link to the website the Denver group put together... maybe there will be something on there you can't live without: Swapapalooza

WHAT... THE....!!!!

MY MICHAEL JOHNS WAS ELIMINATED TONIGHT ON IDOL!?!?!
WHAT.THE.FUCK???
Why couldn't they send that weenie-loser David Archublargha home already?!?!?!
I HATE HIM!!!

*sobs alone in her beer.





















Well, at least The Office and ER are FINALLY new tonight. I can drown my sorrows in marvelous TV. And more beer.

*continues sobbing...

And now Stealth tells me she can't go to The Cure with me next month!!
*sobs even harder...
Anyone out there need two tickets to the Redrocks show on May 21st??

Never Saw Blue Like That Before

NEVER SAW BLUE LIKE THAT BEFORE
~Shawn Colvin

Today I took a walk up the street
And picked a flower
And climbed the hill above the lake

And secret thoughts were said aloud
We watched the faces in the clouds
Until the clouds had blown away

And were we ever somewhere else?
You know, it's hard to say

But I never saw blue like that before
Across the sky
Around the world
You've given me all you have and more

And no one else has ever shown me how
To see the world the way I see it now
Oh, I never saw blue like that before

I can't believe a year ago
I was alone
I didn't know you
I hadn't seen or heard your name

And even now I'm so amazed
It's like a dream
It's like a rainbow
It's like the rain



And some things are the way they are
And words just can't explain

Cause I never saw blue like that before
Across the sky
Around the world
You've given me all you have and more

And no one else has ever shown me how
To see the world the way I see it now
Oh, I never saw blue like that before

And it feels like now
And it feels always
And it feels like coming home

I never saw blue like that before
Across the sky
Around the world
You've given me all you have and more

And no one else has ever shown me how
To see the world the way I see it now
Oh, I never saw blue like that before

Mute Mondays - POWERS

The powerful... and the powerless. Happy Mute Monday ;) Go see the Troll to play along.

Oh btw, the pic to the left is my lovely girl [~A] submitting to me on her visit here last weekend. She's delicious!! Sorry I can't share the finer shots with you all ;) Thank you, Helskel, for helping us with the shoot. I'm sure it was REALLLLLY difficult for you to take part ;)
xoxoxo

HEY! It's random stuff about me!!!!

I found this post over at Vixen's page and thought I should steal it since I barely post anymore ;) Let me know if you play along as well!

Answer the questions below by taking your answer and typing it into Photobucket. Take any picture from the results and post.

The age I will be on my next birthday:

My favorite place:

My favorite object:

My favorite food:

My favorite animal:

My favorite Color:

Town where I was born:

Town where I now live:

Name of my pet:

My zodiac sign:

My nickname:

The person I miss right now:

A bad habit of mine:

My first job:

My Grandmothers name:

My current job:

My favorite drink:

What I'm looking forward to:

Blarg.

So... we're back from Vegas. The trip was awesome and fantastic and all of that. Matchbox20 is a group of really great guys even though they're the same height as me. They fucking killed it at the concert. Speaking of the concert - Alanis Morrisette was also awesome. It was such a fantastic show. Other than that, I gambled away $8 and almost won $36, I'm exhausted as hell, a bit sunburned and am feeling withdrawal from not drinking all day... I just need sleep. Oh, and I swear I saw Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks in our hotel. 99.9% sure. Yeah, btw, the contest put us up in the Palms and we were upgraded to a junior suite corner room with an extensive view of the strip. Yep - it rocked. Big time :)

I miss you guys :-/

Update on stuff

I haven't posted in forever (SURPRISE SURPRISE!!) So here are some quick and entirely random updates on my life...


I went to the Denver Art Museum and it was absolutely lovely =)

































































Stella is still the cutest kitty in the land... and she's happy and getting fat =)

















I painted FOUR new paintings last night =) I will try to get some pics of those taken soon and post them up in my deviantArt gallery. I'll be sure to let you know when it is updated so you can let me know what you think!

We're going to Las Vegas over St. Patty's Day due to a nifty little contest I won recently. I won airfare, hotel stay, concert tix, backstage passes and passes to the soundcheck to the Matchbox20/Alanis Morrisette concert =) Should be a great time even though we won't have a lot of free time to check out Vegas on our own :( If any of you have any Vegas tips for us first-timers... please share.

I FINALLY bought an original painting by the wonderful Ms. She. I love her art so much and I can't wait for it's arrival!! Follow her linkage to check out her work if you haven't done so before. You won't regret it :)

One of my bestest girls in the whole world is coming to visit me from Ohio at the end of this month =) My first official visitor since I moved to Colorado almost a year ago. I haven't seen her in FOR.EVER ~ ~ I'm so excited I can't stop bouncing =)

I hope all is going well with everyone. I'm so sorry for the lack of comments... posts... blah dee blah... it's not that I don't love you guys. You know I'm always craving a nibble - - it's just hard to find the time. *pouts *cries *sobs
~V.